JESUS IS ___.

Jesus is Imaginary
Jesus is a common name for Latinos!
Jesus is is my gardener
Jesus is BLACK
Jesus is for stupid people
Jesus is not going to save anyone, grow up
Jesus is as real as santa claus
Jesus is bad at saving money
Jesus is bad with money
Jesus is stupid, and you are stupid if you believe in jesus christ
Jesus is Adolph Hitler’s boyfriend
Jesus is crack for stupid rednecks
Jesus is /r/atheism
Jesus is SUSEJ BACKWARDS
Jesus is JOSHUA
Jesus is MY SPANISH TEACHER
Jesus is HORUS
Jesus is AN EXCUSE PEOPLE WHO GET MONEY FROM LOBBYSTS USE TO FOOL THE MASSES
Jesus is Dionysius
Jesus is KRISHNA
Jesus is A child molestor
Jesus is just a dude
Jesus is a complete moron who took drugs
Jesus is A LIE