JESUS IS ___.

Jesus is gay
Jesus is A VIABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR BUTTER
Jesus is A Kosher Swine
Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is A MAGNIFICENT MICROWAVE
Jesus is Huuuuurrrrrr
Jesus is Moot
Jesus is going to come back but no one will know
Jesus is a taco
Jesus is Jesus
Jesus is a jew
Jesus is The love of my life. My Rock. My EVERYTHING!
Jesus is The love of my life. My Rock. My EVERYTHING!
Jesus is the same yesterday today and forever
Jesus is taking the wheel
Jesus is indescribable
Jesus is Present
Jesus is Not afraid of your toughest questions
Jesus is why I can’t sleep at night
Jesus is a magic jew
Jesus is Always with you.
Jesus is like sun shine :) ^.>
Jesus is Caring
Jesus is Lovable