JESUS IS ___.

Jesus is My Strength
Jesus is Fake
Jesus is wondering why “christians” let the iraq war happen
Jesus is NOT the Kwisatz Haderach
Jesus is A KEY PLAYER IN A BOOK ON HOW BEST TO LIVE YOUR LIFE
Jesus is me. period.
Jesus is apalled that anyone can be against abortion and for the death penalty
Jesus is PROPHET AND MESSENGER OF GOD
Jesus is awesome and bearded
Jesus is paved with good intentions
Jesus is frustrated by modern languages
Jesus is why!!!!
Jesus is a metaphor for a human ideal, or a real entity, depending on how your mind work
Jesus is i don’t know
Jesus is a mac: slickly marketed, overrated junk.
Jesus is so dumb. He really is dumb.
Jesus is Snatching yo’ People up!
Jesus is just another human being
Jesus is DEAD
Jesus is climbing in your windows…
Jesus is A Secret Muslim!!!!
Jesus is GARY OAK!!!!!!!!
Jesus is taking too long to the rapture. DO IT NOW!
Jesus is my best friend