JESUS IS ___.

Jesus is Not afraid of your toughest questions
Jesus is why I can’t sleep at night
Jesus is a magic jew
Jesus is Always with you.
Jesus is like sun shine :) ^.>
Jesus is Caring
Jesus is Lovable
Jesus is Conducting My Life Symphony
Jesus is .org/create is apparently unappreciative of my humor
Jesus is the one true God, the redeemed of life
Jesus is my animal guide.  Wait… was that a vision quest or electronic DMT?
Jesus is ...not harmed by your words against him, but forgives you.
Jesus is an animal
Jesus is still kicking himself for not buying life insurance
Jesus is a very different concept today than the man who lived in 1st century palastine
Jesus is the one who holds the universe together.  Oh, that was a later scribal addition
Jesus is Santa Claus
Jesus is the way to heaven
Jesus is God
Jesus is a con man
Jesus is a fairy tale.
Jesus is THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
Jesus is someone who thought epilepsy was caused by demons
Jesus is someone who had never heard of a microorganism