JESUS IS ___.

Jesus is someone who thought Judas Iscariot would rule the new world with him
Jesus is For Sale
Jesus is Someone who believed the world would end in his lifetime
Jesus is stardust, just like the rest of us
Jesus is a collection of subatomic particles that have been scattered across the globe
Jesus is still wondering why there is so much evil and suffering in this world
Jesus is (or rather was) illiterate
Jesus is (or rather was) born in Nazareth
Jesus is making a ham sandwich for lunch on saturday
Jesus is still wondering why the world didn’t end
Jesus is wishing he thought of founding Christianity
Jesus is the object of a misunderstanding of epic proportions
Jesus is our everything!!!!!
Jesus is still wondering why God forsook him on the cross
Jesus is Hay-Zeus in Spanish
Jesus is MY SAVIOR
Jesus is dead
Jesus is (was) a Jewish Apocalypticist
Jesus is A Lie
Jesus is The Reason She Killed Herself
Jesus is WAITING FOR YOU TO ASK HIM IF HE IS REAL…
Jesus is the mexican dude that mows my lawn
Jesus is is an illusion used for oppression by delusional people.
Jesus is Not White